Monday 15 July 2013

Feeding

You know you're getting old when the most important meal of the day is any one that is fed to you.

The only thing lower than Congress's approval rating is their collective IQ.

Congress has the perfect health care package. The only thing it doesn't cover is a spine.

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  1. One of my jobs on the hospital wards was feeding those who couldn't......scary for those poor people!

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    1. Yes, I'm always afraid it could happen to me.

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    1. Probably not. They have become totally dysfunctional.

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  3. ha cause no spine is needed....smiles....being fed is not a bad gig, just saying...smiles...

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    1. I wish congress depended on us to feed them. They'd certainly starve to death.

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  4. No spine must put their private chiropractors out of a job.

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    1. If it didn't put them out of a job, it would certainly consume most of their practice trying to find a spine.

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  5. The irony of #3 is certainly not lost. :)

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    1. I wish congress would get lost. Hell, maybe they are lost.

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  6. Congress can't be "that" dumb. There's got to be a monetary gain somewhere. Guess who is the dumb one. The public who elected them.

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    1. Never underestimate how stupid those clowns can be.
      Point taken as to the voters, though.

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  7. I must be getting old then. Although, I don't need to be fed quite yet, I sure do think it's important if a meal is prepared for me.

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    1. Right now I can't even think of hot meal, it's got to be near a hundred with humidity just has high. I sweat just thinking about lifting a spoon.

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  8. 1) intraveniously, so you don't have to chew.
    2) and moral values.
    3) but Viagra is, as usual, fully covered.

    xoRobyn

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    1. It''s such a sin, they are fine with taking away women's health care but don't touch their viagra. They need viagra of the mind to enlarge their I Q above single digits.

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  9. That last one had me in laughing stitches~

    Smiles from BC ~

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  10. A lot of Republicans on that socialized medicine.

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    1. I lot of those Republicans need to be on morphine drip.

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  11. You know what I make for dinner?
    Reservations.

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  12. It is suppose to be a turn on to have someone feed you. Maybe you need to change who feeds you.

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